Flirtations

They were right to warn you about the budding compliments,the bubbling banter and the flatterythat leads down the rabbit hole of narcissistic delightof pulling rose petals out in an oscillating "do they, don't they" frenzy,tossing and turning and teasing all night. Until the bounds of propriety are shamelessly skirted about and upon;the danger and wear…

AUNTY JI

Have you ever heard the tale of Aunty ji? The one who loves hovering over people's lives like a busy bee, to extract juicy tales from each young flower - she knows no rest - at your back, at all hours! She's the annoyingly boisterous social butterfly, laden with jewelry on kitty-party nights. She wants…

Uncle ji

Have you ever heard the tale of Uncle ji? Usually found guffawing at family parties, or spotted in the park jogging unfailingly each morning - did I say jog? (read- gawking at aunties). He has a knack for passing unsolicited advice like gas, any stinkin' solution to your problems - only Uncle ji has! These…